Once upon a time there was a unicorn, and let me tell you it was a rather mean unicorn that never shared its green beans. it liked prancing through the meadows of jell-o And one day it ran across a run down old disney princess candy cane house with the good looking kid from twilight kicking back. It was very alarmed. It walked up to the VAMPIRE and said "why hello!" and then it ran away. but it didn't go very far...Oh and by the way the unicorns name is Sally Leigh Jordan McGrohn the 101th Then, the little unicorn met a dinosaur named Dalmatian. They became good friends and had tea parties on the veranda every Tuesday at 3 o'clock. But one day when they were having a pleasant tea party sally was asked to share her sugar and she was just not having that!! she promptly started screaming obscenities and doing ancient tribal dances that would keep people away from her precious sugar So Edward Cullen appeared and bit them all and they became vampires and sold out to become lame ass celebs!
THE END
Edie
Hanna
Stay uber sassy saucy
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